She-ra & I have been chilling outside munching bacon butties and watching the world go by, making the most of the sunshine that has decided to grace us with its presence. A wee ladybird crosses our paths and we observe.
"If it could talk" starts She-ra" it would sound like..... Ray Winstone."
"What" cries I, "Ray Winstone?"
"Of course, I like the juxtaposition of a Lady sounding like Ray"
"What do wasps sound like then?" I ask
She retorts straight back " A Mexican. A Mexican Drug Lord in fact"
"Worms then?" I continue
We were struggling then and then I decided they would sound Scandinavian.
A very busy ant then crosses our path. I love ants.
" Ants are most definitely from Noo Yorkah" We agree and then practice our best Noo York accents which always finish with "Hey Mila Kunis" ( dont ask)
"If wasps are Mexican what about Bumble bees? I expect them to be very English, Winnie the Pooh-esque" I say
Quick as flash she replies " Boris Johnson is a Bumble Bee"
I love my daughters surreal sense of humour.
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