It actually hurts here * tapping chest *. I can feel something. That something is deep down and dirty lust. After dissing the Internet thing first time round I have gone back in there and have had hot pursuit from a younger, rather gorgeous, man. Is it possible to build up such a rapport with someone without ever having met them? We have exchanged over million text messages and emails several times a day and racked a couple of hours on the phone. He's got me hook line and sinker. It's his sense of humour you see - it gets me every time. There is proper roll on the floor laughing, tear down your face, grins from cheek to cheek, you get the picture. So now I am seriously worried about my impending date on Sunday. I have just checked out his piccies again, just to double check. Yup the ol' brain to fanny mechanism is working nicely. Read his emails again. Yes Mrs Moist is back in the room. But what if, when seeing the real live living flesh hot rod, I get the shivers but not in a nice way. And what's even worse is what if he gets the same about me. We are laughing at the moment about the staggering 5 years age difference, me being a mature woman an' all, but what if the reality of paper skin, incontinence, beards and memory loss a real turn off. He may joke about the ideal woman having the body of a 25 y old and the income of a 55y old but what if its true? Argh! I know there are about another 10000 texts and email to go before Sunday. I know that there will be cold feet, on my part, on Sunday too. I also know I could throw caution to the wind and have a bloody good time too. Fingers crossed ..... but not my legs.
Mrs Moist over and out.
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