This is where I get gushy. No I have not met some gorgeous hunk "ont tinterweb" who meets the "criteria" but have just deposited my son at his mates house pre prom. Since his exams finished a week ago we have slowly, each day, lost a bit of Kevin the teenager and instead been He-man the humorous, happy to help always free for a chat and a hug. He is the cheekiest-push-your-buttons-till-it-hurts-boy I know but he's my boy and right now I am very proud that we have managed to get through the exams without killing each other. That will be on results day. In the meantime here's my boy in a pair of normal trousers, no crotch round his knees, no underpants showing and clean shiny shoes....and v proud mum.