Address; God's great county
DOB: depends who asking - 18 for ID purposes
In addition to waiting results for gcse's. Have got A's in following
Hacking off mother
Eating huge amounts of cereal
Evaporating out of clothes and leaving them on the floor
Keeping trousers firmly below arse cheeks
Knowing when to give mum a hug
Oblivious to any form of domestic chores.
After school activities: Rugby rugby and more rugby. When he played for the school he was captain but the team dissolved. When he could be bothered, he coached the little kids. Ar.
Also attended after school revision classes ( how can you put that in mum? he cried, I had to because I had been slacking. No son, I replied, you did it to ensure you got the grades )
Paper boy - 1 year in the rain and the snow, every afternoon straight after school. Personally I was really impressed at how he went out in all weathers. ( don't put that in mum I got sacked, he moaned. No son, I replied, you left because your paper round clashed with your revision clashes and studies came first. He looked at me in disbelief )
Baby sitting - on the odd occasion he has done this for friends and is very good at with ankle biters particularly when it comes to biffing.
Rugby Rugby and rugby. Up to the age of 13 he played 9 hours out of school of both union and league. Hence the muscles and the nickname of Hench. now it's just 3 hours.
Music- many Spotify playlists which increased significantly during revision.
Biking - currently sporting a huge scab on elbows and massive bruise on hip after being knocked off by a random car driver
Cooking - You what? I cried, what cooking? I love cooking, he declared, you just don't know what I like to cook. Now I am intrigued, other than cereal+milk+bowl combo and toast ( vast quantities ) + chocolate spread + peanut butter I am left wondering what he has been cooking and for whom. I left a wish for a good curry for tonight but he walked away laughing.
He should add in a wicked sense of humour and massive general knowledge. But am not sure what job that would qualify him for; panellist on Mock the Week?