I have a lot of conversations with the Door. The Door in question is the gateway to He-mans' empire. The Door remains permanently shut. It is often slammed and is rarely open. It is like a gateway to another world. I have to knock at said door and ask for entry. Some times the Door replies " urg".
I also ask the Door some of these questions ( but clearly not all at the same time?)
" are you up yet? you are going to be late for school "
Door Reponse " Arg"
" Tea's ready"
" Shall we do a revision timetable together ?"
" F*ck Sh*te"
" Your clothes are on the floor outside the Door"
" We're going out -see you later "
" I'm going to the supermarket, do you need anything?"
" lynx and cereal"... "Please"
" I need to come in to change your bedding "
It's a very nice door. It shields me from smells, teenage harumping, unsavoury acts ( wanking ), the fact that the only light on this room is the glow form the TV or PS3 and the general mess that is the domain of a teenage boy. I did toy wiht publishing photos of his many dirty undercrackers scattered where they fell but thought that might have been going to far.
I will miss this Door when we move later this month. I wonder if the Door will be as friendly(?) at the next place? Although given that He-man will be ensconced in the Loft room I think my relationship will now be with the staircase. Hello staircase.....