- Dare to look at women in eye
- Offer to hold open the door for lady
- Put one's cloak over a puddle
- Offer of one's handkerchief when lady in distress
- Offer to take out for afternoon stroll
- Suggest an evening at the flicks or A romantic meal for 2
- Footsie under the table
- The holding of hands
- Meeting of the parents
- A kiss goodnight
I think not and I don't want my father to enlighten me. We are guessing somewhere between suck and blow and copping a feel.
She-ra on the other hand is obliviously giving off the scent of sex to the opposite sex. When we walk down the street I want to put her in a burka to ward off the admiring glances from all ages. I have already looked up bulk purchases of mace. The pneumatic curves, the glossy hair and oblivious nature is very alluring. I'd like to think that maybe some of the glances by the older males might be directed at me but I don't think so. No glossy (& far too much grey) hair, a face covered in spots ( due to stress), clothes baggy from loss of weight, tits saggy too. I have the worries of the world written all over my face. She too spends huge amount of time in the bathroom but of a deplitory & cleanliness nature .
I must remember to buy that mace and bumper supply of tissues....