Wednesday, 22 May 2013

Drink Drink Drink!

Taras theme is drink for the Gallery this week. Seriously, drink!


There is a drink for the morning,
There is a drink for the night,
A drink to say "I love you with all my might"
Drinks for celebrations or commiserations 
There is a  for every occasion.
Coffee for the morning
Tea for the night
what I love best is the popping sound of a cork,
Pop bang fizz, glug, glug glug
It does the biz!
From high days and holidays,
 a cheeky glass of wine at lunch is a treat not to be missed. 
That first glass of something ice cold,
Gin and tonic through to a sharp Sauvignan Blanc or a beefy meaty red, the occasional cocktail or a pint! 
There is little that I dislike.
 ( save Pernod and martini - bad bad teenage experiences )





Digest some of my drinky poo photos why don't you. Drink anyone?









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Saturday, 18 May 2013

Independent Lady


My daughter is beside herself with glee. Her provisional driving licence has just arrived in the post. The one she has saved up for. She is happy with the photo as it is linked to her passport ID. The one she posed for for HOURS! in the booth at the supermarket. She is blessed that her Grumps is a driving instructor and has been hankering to get her behind the wheel. The lesson is booked and she is only just 17! Knowing how good he is at getting students confident behind the wheel and through their test I think we could have an independent lady, mobile of own means before the year is out. He-man was a different matter. Unfortunately despite showing the promising signs of being an excellent driver the lure of his bead proved too much and he could never get up in time. Oh the embarrassment of being dumped by your driving instructor particularly when they were your Grumps!

Will Britain's roads be safe I ask myself as She-ra takes to the wheel? Actually I think they will she has an old head on young shoulders. Course I know that the minute we start with the lessons the next thing will be car and insurance.  Given that she has to travel about 30 mile round trip to her college this actually could be a blessing in disguise. No more checking on the times of the last bus home, or having to do a a massive out of my way journey to pick her. Not that that happens very often. Plus her post 'A' level options at the moment may also involve travelling if she doesn't opt for student halls.

Knowing how focused my daughter is I can see that she will have passed her test before she returns to her final year in September. Being a bit of a Top Gear junkie and regular readers of Driving in the Sunday Times I know that the car is the least expensive part of the next stage of getting wheels. It's the insurance that's going to be the killer. Clearly its time to compare car insurance  and get the best deals and minimise the "ouch" factor. Some companies offer teenagers deals that are tied into mileage and some kind of black box that tracks your every move to try and bring the price down. Do you think Black Box is similar to those found on planes that track your every move? Actually I don't want to know; its a whole new area of parenting that I need to get my head round.

Wednesday, 15 May 2013

Interview Advice for Teenager from Grandad


He-man is in the throws of finding full time employment having decided that a college life was not for him. I only wish he had decided this sooner rather than later. But hey ho and away we go. Grandad as ever is administering advice. Please read on.

".....  here are some suggestions which may give you an ‘edge’.
 1)      First impressions count! Fortunately you are almost as vain as I am so you are unlikely to be scruffy or poorly turned out. Always look your best.
2)      Be confident. When first greeted by the interviewer, approach with a smile and hand outstretched ready to shake. Even if you are shitting bones sideways, as you may be early in an interview, always try to look the ‘part’. Old school interviewers always take note of clean shoes.
3)      Be yourself. Do not adopt any false persona as any half decent trained interviewer will spot it immediately. Try to avoid the worst excesses of the Northern accent we both share. Avoid slang especially street slang, it impresses no one.
4)      Wait to be invited to sit down!!!!
5)      You will be asked various questions and your answers will have significance. So always listen to the question carefully without interrupting. If you are not clear on what is being asked of you, ask for the question to be repeated.
6)      Always, always, allow a second or so to consider the question before you say anything at all.  I've lost count of the number of interviewees I have seen fail due to anticipating (often incorrectly) the end of a question or giving a rushed ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ answer.
7)      See above. Try to avoid wherever possible definitive ‘yes’ or ‘no’ answers and seek to develop the question. This will show the interviewer that a) you are intelligent, b) you consider problems before acting, and c) you have some maturity.
8)      It is a good idea to ask a question of the interviewer yourself at some juncture towards the end of the interview. If you can think of one before the meeting and make a note of it, so much the better. What are the prospects for advancement please? Are you part of a larger company? How many branches do you have? Does the company have any sports or recreation facilities? This last one gives the opening to discuss your rugby, swimming and football prowess if it has not been raised earlier.
9)      I often used to have a small note pad with me to make notes of important or significant points raised during the course of the interview. But I am not sure if this practice is now frowned upon and suggest you consult with your mum before deploying that particular technique; it may not be appropriate any more especially at your age.
10)  One thing I always deployed immediately before every interview was breath freshener; Gold Spot or Boots own brand are best and last for ages. That is never a bad investment and will be a great  and enduring source of amusement for your mother for years to come. 
11) Best of luck! "

I have to say times haven't changed much. As much as my father at 18 would have had a multitude of suits to choose from He-man has a nothing in that field save a few smart shirts, a couple of ties and 1 pair of smart shoes and pair of trousers. I would gladly kit him out in the suitable attire but whilst he is behaving like Kevin the Teenager I will wait for the arm flailing etc to abate and reality to kick in.

Tuesday, 30 April 2013

Putting the fun into fund raising

I am writing this post on behalf on my good friend Anne and all the good work she does. It's not a sponsored post but a helping hand to Yorkshire Cancer Centre and in memory of mum. I can recall the support we were given as a family when mum was diagnosed over 25 years ago and without people like Anne and organisations like Yorkshire Cancer Centre it would be a much tougher time for all those affected by cancer. Please take a moment to read Anne's story and if you could tweet or pass on the good word that would be fantastic. And if you fancy a trekking trip even better! At the last count there were still a few places left so sign up now! What else could you possibly be doing on 4 - 13 October this year or 1 - 11 March 2014?!

In April 2008, Anne was diagnosed with an aggressive form of Breast Cancer and went through a year of gruelling treatment including surgery, radiotherapy and chemotherapy. It was pretty tough, but it was during that time that she was struck by the great work that goes on at the hospital.

For the last year she has volunteered in the fund raising department of the Yorkshire Cancer Centre (YCC), based in the Bexley Wing at St James’s Hospital in Leeds and has seen at first hand the fantastic work they do to support the many cancer patients & families from the huge catchment area which the charity serves (2.6m people across Yorkshire, over 2000 patients treated daily at the centre).

To her credit Anne now manages the International Trekking Challenges side of their fund raising, which increasingly plays a vital role in generating funds that directly benefit the  local cancer patients, and is currently promoting our Great Wall of China Trek, October 2013, and Trek Nepal, March 2014.  But – they really need more people to sign up for these challenges, and as soon as possible. 

Both treks are proving very popular:some participants are looking forward to tackling China's great Wall, one of the modern seven Wonders of the World, others cant wait to witness the awe-inspiring Himalayan Annapurnas of Nepal. But Yorkshire Cancer Centre is still looking for more people to join up, and advise would-be trekkers not to worry about their fitness levels or the fund raising - both are definitely achievable

Maybe these guys could inspire you.

Don't think about it just do it! You will not regret one moment. Make the commitment. Enjoy the fund raising and enjoy the whole experience. it will be one of them best things you ever do
Kevin Pickering

The cheerfulness and enthusiasm of the YCC team together with efficient and excellent organisation made the whole experience very rewarding on every level
Kay Nicholson

A wonderful experience that totally exceeded all our expectations. it was a privilege to be part of a team dedicated to raising money for such a worthy cause. a life-changing journey!
Catriona Lyon


So if you fancy China, or Nepal or would like to be more involved in Yorkshire Cancer Centre Anne would to hear from you.

Twitter - @YCC_Appeal
Email - anne.o'reilly@leedsth.nhs.uk

Monday, 29 April 2013

Shit shit shit



We love a good shit in this house. There are certain phrases to do with shit that have stuck like shit to the white porcelain of verbose banter. He-man came out with a classic one year - something about being as dark as the shit stuck on a ubend. My own is ... cosmic shit.... Currently Shit tip can be heard through out the house. Life's a shit tip, you're a shit tip, you're room is a shit tip, I have a shit tip literally. Ew
She-ra refers to certain people with Shit inserted into thier name. See Nicole Shitslinger




or Michael Shitmacher



Naturally I do not approve of this kind of talk and after a chastisement I will try to hide my smile.




Wednesday, 10 April 2013

Happy as a.....


This week's Taras gallery brings us the theme of happy.

I spend a lot of my time searching out the happy. The joy of the small things; sunshine on a cold day ( any day in fact ) the foam on top of a freshly brewed coffee, a shared smile, the feel of fresh clean bed sheets the smell and feel of a brand new yet to be read book, the joy of seeing the first seedlings push their way through compost, the pop of a cork,  the pleasure of seeing your offspring discover something new and exciting. I have a long list. I could go on. The biggest most important thing in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD that makes me happy is my family. They are a mad bad crazy bunch and I love them all to bits. We roar with laughter nearly all the time. Because behind the laughter there are tears and as a family we have had too many tragedies to mention. My family makes me happy.










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